…All right, FINE. I give up! I’ll take the damn loan from Tom Nook!

Yes! I bought Animal Crossing! I had to go to the Target to get my wife’s (non-coronavirus) prescription, it was there at 2/3rds the price that’s being charged online, and I bought it! I’ll even think about playing it, just so that Twitter gets slightly less incomprehensible to me*! I’ve joined the damned collective! Now will all of those people stop talking about the game? It’s worse than Harry Potter references at this point!

Moe Lane

*I know, I know: that’s a fool’s errand.