Male, looks healthy. I’m still trying to decide whether or not the Animal Adventure Park simply got wrong how long the pregnancy was likely to go, or whether this was all a subtle plot to get some publicity. If it was the latter… well, it worked, didn’t it? Hard to argue with success, you know.
Tag: april
Tweet of the Day, God Help Me: I’m Putting Up A TMZ Giraffe Tweet edition.
This was sent to me (I am omitting that person’s name because I am not cruel), and I am slightly horrified to say that I found it enjoyable. There’s not much that can be fairly said to be improved by getting the TMZ treatment, but this story… yeah. It’s a perfect example of our new, shiny media world. It really and truly is.
April hasn't dropped yet but here's a peek at what you can expect. 😂 😱 pic.twitter.com/6ICrW3IOFO
— TMZ (@TMZ) March 27, 2017