Dec
05
2018
8

Aquaman’s early showing theaters expanded.

As you might remember: Aquaman is being shown a week early to Amazon Prime members who buy a special ticket.   Wait. Did I mention this, actually?  No.  OK: Aquaman is being shown a week early to Amazon Prime members who buy a special ticket.  I already got my ticket, so there you go. (more…)

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Nov
19
2018
6

The final Aquaman trailer.

Oh, hey, it’s got Willem Dafoe in it.

Some kind of trainer dude. That’s always nice. There’s also some kind of weird relationship between Aquaman and Atlantis there, huh? Probably disowned because he’s half-human. That sounds about right.

Looking forward to this movie.

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Sep
21
2018
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The International Aquaman trailer.

The interesting thing about this Aquaman trailer?

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Jun
14
2018
12

This is not the Aquaman trailer.

It is, however, a link to some pictures from the Aquaman movie, which looks like it’s going to be drawing from the established Aquaman continuity.  …Don’t give me that look. Batman: The Brave and the Bold made Aquaman cool.  It’s perfectly all right now to know that he has a half-brother named Orm that has a Loki-like relationship with Aquaman, which is absolutely why he’s in this movie because audiences ate up the Thor-Loki sibling dynamic with a spoon*. (more…)

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Mar
01
2015
7

I do not like this Aquaman.

I do not like it, Zack-the-man.

aquaman

I could not, would not, with a hook.
I will not like him as a crook.
I did not like the flying fish.
I would not like him as a dish.
Not made too dark! Nor made too twee!
Not as a joke! You let me be!
I did not like him as a meme.
I did not like that stupid theme.
I will not like him as a punk.
I would not like him big, or shrunk.
I only like him Brave and Bold.
I do not like him shown so cold!

I DO NOT LIKE THIS AQUAMAN.
I do not like it, Zach-the-Man.

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