Dagnabbit, don’t tease me like this, Google News.
Yeah, it turns out that that they truncated the quote there:
A Washington State Patrol trooper who worked as a bodyguard for Gov. Jay Inslee was arrested in Olympia, accused of destroying evidence connected to his son’s criminal case.
Just the title should tell you why. Meet Melvin Reynolds:
I heard about the bare bones of this story this morning…
@aburnspolitico @TheRickWilson You mean “convicted sex offender and former Democratic Congressman Melvin Reynolds,” of course.
— Moe Lane (@moelane) February 18, 2014
Continue reading It is… unfair for the universe to tempt me with stories like this.