‘Yo, Ho, Ho! (And a Bottle of Rum)’

Like I’d be forgettin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye swabs.

Yo, Ho, Ho! (And a Bottle of Rum), Disney’s Ultimate Swashbuckler Collection

On my oath, ’tis a glorious day to live on in a fellow’s heart, by the powers!  Not a thing for the forgettin’ — and scupper an’ sink me if I ever do.  And aye, yes: wi’ a curse.

Arrrrrr.

What’s Swedish for “Arrrrrr?”

Swedish Pirate Party Wins a Seat in the European Union

Yes, yes, not that kind of pirate; besides, they’d call themselves the Swedish Viking Party if they were. That just means that I can safely make “Bork bork bork” jokes* without being worrying about being cleaved by a axe-wielding parliamentarian.

Moe Lane

*I can’t make Bjork jokes: she’s apparently Icelandic. Who knew?

Crossposted to RedState.