That this is, indeed, some bullsh*t will not stop me from picking up Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, now that they’re back into a time period that’s interesting to me. But this is still some bullsh*t:
Via Coming Soon. Vikings are cool but they were still horrible at visits. I don’t particularly blame the English for deciding to object to that. And if they have Brian Boru saying anything besides póg mo thóin to the protagonist then my eyes are just gonna permanently roll like this.