…Why was I not TOLD there was a Bat Boy movie?

Yes.  THE Bat Boy. The one from the Weekly World News, which was the greatest newspaper in the world.  IN THE WORLD.  It’s since migrated to the web, and they put out a ten minute Bat Boy movie last year:

I cannot understand how I missed this. I mean, it’s pretty good! Kind of like Frankenstein, if Frankenstein’s Monster wasn’t essentially a fairly smug [redacted]. Continue reading …Why was I not TOLD there was a Bat Boy movie?