Apr
03
2012
23

Guess what time it is, kids? That’s right! It’s time for the Apocalypse!

Otherwise known as time for the Battleship movie to come out.

You may remember that this caused me SAN loss last year; and looking at the trailer above I’m… kind of befuddled, really.  It’s like the writers and director just stopped, kicked the last bottle of cheap tequila, and went To Hell with it.  If we’ve got a one-way ticket to a series of smoking craters that were once our careers then let’s at least put racing stripes on this puppy.

It’s a good an explanation as any other, really. (more…)

Jul
27
2011
9

The… Battleship?… Trailer.

Wait.  What?

He can’t believe that he’s in this film, either.

Liam, did you lose a bet?

H/T AoSHQ.

Moe Lane

PS: This will be singer Rihanna’s introduction to the big screen, by the way… which seems to be a fairly cruel thing to do to the woman.

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