Jul
10
2015
14

Lemme explain what’s gonna happen to Lena Dunham.

Background: she and her boyfriend solemnly swore that they would not get married until same-sex marriage became the law of the land.  Lo and behold! – It did.  And then Lena brushed up against the Great Revelation: when she said something like that, she meant This is the excuse that I’m using for not getting married right away.  And when he said that, he meant This is the excuse that I’m using for not getting married at all.

Not that Lena Dunham has actually had this revelation yet: that’s going to wait for another five years.  You see, first her boyfriend will dump her in about two years or so. After that, it’ll take another three years for the guy to find a younger girl with perkier breasts, a firmer backside, and more of a waist to marry.  And then the guy will – inexplicably! – send her a notification of the happy event.   Because they were ‘still friends.’ (more…)

Jan
13
2015
6

Tweets of the Day, The Choice Is That Stark edition.

So, there’s this.

“HUCKABEE SLAMS OBAMA FOR LETTING DAUGHTERS LISTEN TO BEYONCÉ”

So, basically, I got a choice between this: (more…)

Feb
04
2013
5

Mrs. Knowles-Carter is NOT a member of the Illuminati. #nttawwt

Scurrilous rumors to the contrary.

(more…)

Feb
03
2013
1
Sep
16
2009
--

“Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it).”

Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), Beyonce

…so, yeah, I actually sat down and watched it. Good song, good video; I can see why people liked it. Not worth Kanye West imploding his career over… actually, no, it was so totally worth Kanye West imploding his career over, but that’s because I agree with the President that Kanye West is a jackass.

Moe Lane

Sep
16
2009
--

CYV Watch: Beyonce revisited.

Yeah, I did this one once already. But it’s too good not to revisit, and it’s also kind of topical.

Kind of.


Amazon.com

Because, remember:

lampoon

Jul
20
2009
2

Somewhere, Beyonce is firing her choreographer.

Or she will, once she understands the magnitude of the practical joke that was played upon her.


Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It), Beyonce

The Chicken Dance

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