That… is an exceptionally large freshwater catfish.

The tiddler who caught a monster: Schoolgirl angler nets record catch that’s twice her size and weighs 14stone

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(Via Drudge) Not much else to say, except that cooking up this sucker would probably be a test to destruction of The World’s Best Catfish Cookbook.