Netflix, 2K/Take-Two announce plans to make a terrible BIOSHOCK movie.

Oops, did I type that out? (Via @SonnyBunch):

Nothing personal, it’s just that video game movies generally suck. I don’t see why we should expect a Bioshock flick to buck that trend. But maybe I’m wrong! We’ll find out eventually, I’m sure.

#commissionearned

Oh, so they’re going to remaster all three Bioshocks.

Interesting. I have to admit: I was very disappointed by Bioshock Infinite‘s DLC. The ‘game’ – put in scare quotes because it was actually a linear story where you got to shoot things, which was admittedly fun – was good, but Burial at Sea just didn’t sing true to me. I liked Elizabeth. I didn’t think that it should have ended that way for her. And I couldn’t get my head around that weird combat challenge game DLC. I dunno why.

Still, if they remastered the first Bioshock maybe I’ll try to give it another whirl.