Nov
28
2016
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My Patreon microfiction: ‘Birthday.’

I tried to imagine in ‘Birthday‘ how this sort of thing might actually go. After all, everybody knows the value of a first impression, right? And politeness costs a man nothing.  And any other number of cliches, really.

Looking for a great Christmas gift?  Try my Patreon! …OK, that sounds weird.  Still:

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Sep
08
2016
5

cha wo’rIv toHgaHnaH lo pIre’toq! (NOT ‘Happy Birthday to You’ in Klingon…)

…but I don’t care, it’s funny anyway.  Happy birthday, Star Trek. We haven’t always gotten along perfectly, but I can’t imagine life without you guys.

Yes, even you, Next Gen.

Jul
19
2016
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Wife’s birthday, so light-ish posting.

Nothing personal, folks, but there were priorities. Like getting the kids to draw birthday comic books, cleaning the bathroom (usually her chore), and going to get a very specific kind of pizza from a very specific restaurant. I’m sure people understand how that goes.

Mar
28
2016
1

Productive birthday, albeit one with physical labor involved.

To wit: getting a new bed up four flights of stairs. Thankfully, not all at once. And thank God for modular box springs, let me tell you. Good birthday overall, though. Got my present early – a nice, new 27 inch monitor. Trying to figure out how I operated without one for all this time…

Mar
28
2015
19

Today is my birthday.

Forty-five, for those keeping score at home – and if you are (I assume that the personal sites of people involved in political sites are tracked, because that’s what you do), then I hope you’re getting paid a good deal for it.  No, really. It sounds like a subtly horrible job to have; your compensation should reflect that.

Anyway, I will be doing as I please, today. So should the rest of you. It’s Saturday! Go take your family out to brunch, or something.

Mar
28
2011
1

“Birthday.”

Fairly obvious, really.

“Birthday,” The Beatles (The White Album)

Moe Lane

PS: So… close… to… fundraising… goal…





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