My Patreon short-short-short “Alas, Tolkien never told us the Dwarven word for ‘boot.’ “

Yes, “Alas, Tolkien never told us the Dwarven word for ‘boot’” is a mouthful. I should have just called it “Boot.” And, in case you were wondering: the Nazis would have hated Dwarves because Siegfried did, or something. Look, it’s not like those guys were rational actors, OK?

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