Not bad, but @petridishes forgot DeviantArt.

I think: I was too busy laughing at this to really check. The Washington Post title says it all: “Thank you for reading. Please, for the love of all that is holy, help me build my personal brand.” But that’s not the ironic bit; the ironic bit is, in point of fact, I did follow her on Twitter after this and got her book (A Field Guide to Awkward Silences) for my wife*.  So, yeah, it’s all very meta.

Moe Lane (Let’s see: YouTube, Twitter, Patreon, a Tumblr I never bother with anymore, three four websites… yeah, I’m part of the problem, eh?)

*Given the number of Alexandra Petri articles my wife sends me, it was probably inevitable. And, yes, I know that Ms. Petri is unsound on 2nd Amendment issues. It’d be a miracle if she wasn’t, considering where she lives and works. Welcome to Dizzy City: here’s your accordion.