This winner ‘allegedly’:
- Stole a car
- Stole a car with his three year old kid in tow
- Stole a car and got chased by cops
- Abandoned the car while leaving his kid behind
- Called the kid’s mother to tell her to pick up the child at the crime scene
- And… left a BB gun on the dashboard for the child to brandish and point at the cops gingerly approaching the stolen car.
Fortunately, this is not one of those stories: the child was not actually shot. Thank Heaven for small favors: this is one of those situations where selling the child to gypsies (a favorite, if somewhat cringeworthy to modern ears, threat of my parents’ generation) could be legitimately argued as being a humanitarian intervention…
Via Drudge.
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