Man. White people:
Hipsters pissed that Portland OR Airport is updating its carpet: http://t.co/BKK95aOtCJ http://t.co/wnimstJnTL
— Wodeshed (@Wodeshed) February 6, 2015
Look, I understand how a person might think that getting a tattoo of an airport carpet pattern* might say to the world that you are serious; but, speaking as a representative of the world, I regret to tell you that in fact the opposite is true.
Moe Lane
PS: Mind you, if the hipsters want the old carpet and the Portland airport can’t get rid of it otherwise, then by all means: give the hipsters the damned carpet. I mean, the hipsters want it, right? Better than just throwing it in a landfill.
…What? Hipsters can have nice things, too. For given values of ‘nice.’
*I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP.