There is a Boone’s Farm Fan Club.

And it is unlikely that I’m going to write anything better today than this testimonial from it:

“Nothing goes with sitting naked in the dark watching Golden Girls re-runs on mute while listening to REM’s “Everybody Hurts” like six or eight bottles of Boones.” – Michael (Syracuse, NY)

I mean, I’m pretty sure that the National Endowment for the Arts would fund that.