In the way that he does.
Via Ace of Spades HQ Top Headlines.
Because Chuck Norris needs ten thousand troll livers to finish his latest quest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arKpdxjHamI
World of Warcraft Battle Chest
(Sorry, but I can’t find a music video that can beat that one.)
Chuck Norris’ birthday is otherwise known as ‘March.’
He celebrated it in typical fashion: close combat with a bear.
As per the tradition, the bear was spared.
All via AoSHQ.