Nov
27
2011
1

Why does Chuck Norris allow comments on this WoW YouTube video?

Because Chuck Norris needs ten thousand troll livers to finish his latest quest.

World of Warcraft Battle Chest

(Sorry, but I can’t find a music video that can beat that one.)

Mar
12
2010
1

I did *not* miss Chuck Norris’ birthday.

Chuck Norris’ birthday is otherwise known as ‘March.’

He celebrated it in typical fashion: close combat with a bear.

As per the tradition, the bear was spared.

All via AoSHQ.

Dec
31
2009
--

How to sell chips in Russia (probably NOT Chuck Norris-approved).

Via Nodwick.

(And see here for more along those lines.)

There must be a cultural reference that I’m missing.

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