For the record: I don’t know that Master Chief could beat a Kaiju all on his own.

Admittedly, I don’t play Halo, so I am totally talking about things that I don’t know nothing about and I need to shut up now just shut up; still, I wonder whether that could happen, on a manner of sheer scale.  That was all one-on-one combat, right?

Commander Shepard, on the other hand… pshaw.  After her third Reaper her biggest problem there would be being able to see an enemy that small.

Via Penny Arcade, which was actually supposed to be about another topic, only Gabe’s kid is still too young to have that conversation.