As I said on Facebook, THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED: “A research group from Hull University in England randomly prescribed more than 160 patients either regular cough medicine or a chocolate-based medicine. Patients on the chocolate-based medication reported improving more quickly than those on regular cough syrup.” I mean, sure, in seven years or so they’ll come back and tell you that chocolate isn’t good for a cough after all. But that’s, like, seven years or so from now, man. In the meantime you’ve got SCIENCE to back your play.
Hrm. I should probably go and make sure that I prevent a cough. Yes, that would be smart and healthy of me, for certain.