Jul
14
2018
2

Creature Seed: Ghrups.

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Ghrups

Description: basically, a mini-shoggoth (8 lbs); only it glows faintly blue, and doesn’t try to eat you.  Ghrups absolutely look slimy, but they’re not. They smell like various metal ores; Dwarves at least find Ghrup-scent pleasant and comfortable.  The species generally makes no sounds on its own.

Ghrups are what you get when you take a slime mold that lives in caves and expose it to High Magic for a while. The result is a slime mold that’s amorphous, boneless, active, mobile, and mildly curious.  Ghrups generally eat plant matter, lichens and fungi, and whatever insects they can catch, by a variety of methods. Some Ghrups spread themselves out into a thin film and wait for prey that way; other Ghrups construct long tongues out of their bodies to target flying insects, or turn themselves into intricate webs.  Food is absorbed through the ‘skin’ and dissolved, in classic gelatinous fashion. Inorganic residue is usually excreted every few days.

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Jul
08
2018
1

Creature Seed: Freemason bees.

Bees came up a lot today.

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Freemason Bees

(Apis mellifera futurae)

Description: Freemason bees are easily distinguished from the European honey bee via the distinctive design on its abdomen (which really does resemble the Freemason’s Eye in the Pyramid).  Freemason bees are slightly larger than other honey bees, rarely stings, can sting without killing itself, and their venom has a mildly euphoric and analgesic effect on most humans. Research as to whether the venom is addictive to people is ongoing. Freemason bees are infertile with any other species of bee.

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Jun
15
2018
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Creature Seed: Ballistic Squid.

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Ballistic Squid

 

This species of alien mollusk (about the size and general shape of the largest Terran giant Pacific octopus) shows obvious signs of genetic tampering; it absolutely should, considering that it can launch itself out of the water and travel about a hundred feet up before gravity takes control again.  This is not a survival mechanism; Ballistic Squid can survive the experience if it lands in the water again, but if it hits anything metal the Squid’s body pulps itself. More genetic engineering, probably.

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May
05
2018
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Creature Seed: Gatebusters.

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Gatebusters

 

Description: six-foot long centipede-like creatures covered in somewhat offensive-smelling mucus; said mucus is not completely compatible with regular human physiology).  Gatebusters seem to feed on the energies that are generated by teleportation or interdimensional travel; the ‘mouths’ filled with razor sharp teeth found on either end of their bodies seems to be merely for defensive purposes.  Fortunately, they generally remain passive, only attacking when provoked (which includes keeping them from feeding). Gatebusters are also somewhat impressively armored; military weaponry can shift one, but regular civilian arms will simply just tick the creatures off.

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Apr
29
2018
1

Creature Seed: The Dreamer in the Ice.

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The Dreamer in the Ice

 

Description: a thirty foot tall, admittedly monstrous-looking (what you can see of it), frozen entity in the middle of a glacier.

 

Well, that’s what the fishermen out of Skarsvåg, Norway call it.  They never actually talk to outsiders about the Dreamer in the Ice, because they know that the Dreamer doesn’t want them to.  But they talk to it. The Dreamer comes to them in their own dreams; large, cold, of a form not native to Earth.  From its sets of lips drip alien lore and uncanny whispers. And the whispers cajole, they do.  The Dreamer can offer many things; good fishing, for one. The Dreamer has many mysterious and arcane powers. All the fishermen need to do is provide in return what the Dreamer requests.  Such simple things, really. Mere baubles.

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Apr
25
2018
2

Creature Seed: Riding Sloths.

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Riding Sloths

 

Description: it’s a giant ground sloth, maybe a bit smaller than Megatherium.  The species is also a good deal less fussy about its plant-based diet than Megatherium was, and has adapted to grain- and fungi-based diets with some enthusiasm.  Riding Sloths have also been somewhat adapted for humanoid riders at this point. The species instinctively herds, even in captivity.

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Apr
14
2018
1

Creature Seed: Miniature Tree Giraffes.

 

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Miniature Tree Giraffes

 

Well, they’re about the size of a capuchin monkey and look a lot like giraffes; the only real difference is that Miniature Tree Giraffes have prehensile, toed feet instead of hooves.  Oh, and they eat fruit, leaves, and small insects. Otherwise, yeah, pretty giraffe-like. They started showing up in the Congo river basin about six months ago, and they’re remarkably common at this point.

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Apr
08
2018
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Creature Seed: Drug Bugs.

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Drug Bugs

 

The 2060s were a messed-up time, man.  It took a while for the basic techniques for fast genetic engineering to make its way down to the high school level, but once it did — hoo, boy.  Mix smart adolescents with the building blocks for Abominations of Science, and all sorts of stupid ideas can be born.

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Mar
16
2018
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Creature Seed: The Chattering Man.

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The Chattering Man

 

Chattering Man

Chattering Man

Big white whiskers,

Lives in a can;

 

Give him a buck

He’ll treat you good

But if you’re mean

He’ll get you good.

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Jan
23
2018
1

Creature seed: Pseudo-blankets.

Blame my wife for this one.

Pseudo-blankets – Google Docs

Pseudo-blankets

 

They’re not exactly monsters.  Yes, they were summoned from an eldritch plane of existence that isn’t very nice. Yes, back in their home dimension they’re vicious predators. And yes, they were summoned by evil magicians in order to be monsters.  Amateur evil magicians.

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