So, they got David Hasselhoff to sing for Guardians of the Galaxy 2.

It lacked only this.

Every time I think that Guardians of the Galaxy 2 has hit the They Went There Ceiling, they up their game. At this point, there’s not much lef… no.  Wait. There’s somewhere they could go for GotG 3.  There’s somebody they could cast.

Quite obvious, really.

In which I turn David Hasselhoff into a teachable moment.

So I get this video sent to me by Matt of Hawk’s Plateau.

Yes, I’m sorry.

Anyway, the thing about this video is, it can be a gateway. A gateway to all sorts of Deep Hurting for not only your regular readers, but for all the poor bastards who might stumble upon it six months or a year from now via an unwary search. Admittedly, it does a great job all on its own, but really: it could do so much more. Continue reading In which I turn David Hasselhoff into a teachable moment.

“DAVID HASSELHOFF… *IS* NICK FURY!”

No, not a typo.  Not fake.

Not even #1 on the list.

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It probably should have been #1, but I suspect that Cracked.com couldn’t resist throwing that picture up as quickly as they could possibly help it.  There’s something… majestically wrong about that picture.  And, yes, it’s available.

Go ahead, click the link. You know that you want it.

Moe Lane