You know, I don’t actually believe that demonology works…

…and I’m aware that balancing a pencil on top of another pencil is inherently unstable. Still, I’m pretty sure that I’d never voluntarily engage in a conjuration ritual.  I mean, what if I’m wrong? What is the victory condition when you summon up a malevolent supernatural entity that can eat your soul? Not getting your soul eaten?  You can get that by not participate in the ritual in the first place.

Sorry, but it all seems very sketchy to me.

Via Drudge, because it was a slow news day, OK?