https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPuKoqu6kMk
Personally, I wouldn’t go to Vegas on a, ha!, bet. I fear that it would be too much like Atlantic City for my liking: not in terms of amenities, but in terms of how people treat each other.
Still: Godzilla.
Blue Suede Shoes, Elvis Presley
I once made the mistake of laughing about this song in front of my dad. Turns out that he had had a pair of blue suede shoes, back in the Fifties, and some [expletive deleted] went and deliberately stepped on them – which apparently wrecked the shoes, and that’s when the fight started.
…I mean, my dad felt obligated to take a swing at the guy who wrecked his shoes. Not at me. I didn’t have anything to do with his shoes being wrecked.
…No, the guy who my dad took a swing at didn’t get his shoes wrecked…
Look, just don’t step on the freaking shoes, OK? OK.
Moe Lane
Blame @aceofspadeshq.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtsmuVA0m7c
Suspicious Minds, Elvis Presley
…and I hate to point this out, but Elvis is totally lying like a rug in this song.
Elvis is everywhere.
We started the day with Elvis, let’s end with him.
How about some more Elvis?
Well, there’s going to be some more Elvis, so deal.
It’s going to be a Mad Men
Thought I was just trying to be funny?
Guess what?
I trust that we will not have an embarrassing repetition of this?
Moe Lane
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