Empathic Potatoes – Google Docs
Empathic Potatoes
It is honestly by the purest accident that these vegetables look like Earth potatoes. Or that they can grow in Earthlike environments. Or that, yes, they taste more or less like potatoes and that humans can gain nutrition from them — oh, why lie? It is starkly incomprehensive how so many coincidences necessary for the existence of the Empathic Potato could have piled up. Which is why the Empathic Potato has been the official symbol of the Intergalactic Teleological Research Association since 2247.