May
22
2018
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Free flash fiction at my Patreon!

Called The Lilies on the Table.  It was written for some magazine’s monthly theme, and if I had realized before I had written it that they weren’t going to give the professional courtesy of a rejection notice then frankly I wouldn’t have written it.  There’s such a thing as common politeness.  but, hey: their loss is your gain.

As always: tell your friends.

Feb
05
2017
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Patreon Flash Fiction: “Fried Potato Stuffing With Cow Shell.”

Seriously, a dragon would totally eat “Fried Potato Stuffing With Cow Shell.” Shoot, wouldn’t you? Who among us would object to a nice, flame-kissed steak that had a crispy potato filling? …Well, except for the people who can’t/won’t eat steak, of course. That’s a fair point. Hrm.

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Hey! Patreon!

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Jan
29
2017
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My Patreon Flash Fiction: ‘Exorcism Licks.’

Exorcism Licks” attempts to answer the question Is Jesus metal?  Turns out, He is. Or at least He doesn’t turn it down when it get played on the radio.  Which is cool. People like what people like.

Speaking of what people can like, here’s my Patreon:

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