So. Assuming that this story is correct, Florida highway interactions can start with bumping cars on the highway, speeding up, slowing down, brandishing a firearm, having someone respond by firing a gun through his own windshield, and then having the gunman call the cops himself to report in the incident as a warning to future highway wrongdoers. But that’s not what fascinates me.
Any other state, I’d be wondering if this is domestic terrorism. But, well, Florida. When they finally find the guy who keeps dropping these off, dollars to donuts he’s gonna be legitimately shocked at the news that he’s in trouble.
For the second time in a year, a grenade landed — but did not detonate — at a Goodwill store in Port St. Lucie, police said.
Officers evacuated the store for 90 minutes. A bomb squad technician determined the grenade was inert.
A similar scene played out at another Goodwill store in the 1600 block of Southwest St. Lucie West Boulevard on July 27.
The $1000 question was one of those embarrassing ones, though: I completely guessed that one wrong, and felt ashamed when I heard the answer. Because, duh. Of course. I should have known it. Watch the video, and you’ll see what I mean.
That’s devastating. And embarrassing for everybody who reprinted the alleged story about the guy who accidentally married his own granddaughter. Then again, Florida Man is wise in the ways that his homeland typically warps the space-time-good-taste continuum…
I’m with the Asian woman behind Corey Lewandowski (who has been arrested for misdemeanor battery). Like her, I can’t help but feel that this isn’t what I ordered, either. I was promised something different than this, dammit.
What’s that? It’s not quite Florida Man territory yet? …Well, the lawyer (Kendall Coffey) in question was an US Attorney at the time who then went on to be one of the lawyers in Bush v. Gore. For the Democrats.
Found here. Short version: Alan Grayson was actually managing a hedge fund while in office. And he still doesn’t understand why his own campaign staff was and is screaming at him over that. Because, hey, Alan Grayson.
Mostly because it’s so ambiguous. Did Florida Man get arrested after the aforementioned ball scratching? Did he get electrocuted? Did somebody run him over while carrying a battery? Any one of those three makes sense, in the context of Florida Man – and any one of those would be awesome, in the very special anoxia-ridden way that is the hallmark of Florida Man.
If you do not follow Florida Man on Twitter, you are missing out. Because they’re all like this.
PS: Yes, I know what actually happened, because I clicked the link. But it was the moment of pregnant possibility that appealed.