Tentatively gonna go see FREE GUY tomorrow.

It’s been a week since the procedure, and I’m now at the ‘spectacular bruises’ part of the recovery process. A matinee sounds like a lovely idea, honestly. I may also try to get in JUNGLE CRUISE later this week, then do the new Venom and MCU flicks as they come out. That should get me caught up at this point.

I did miss theaters. Call me old-fashioned, but I did. I’m glad I can get back to them now.

Ryan Reynolds and Taika Waititi get some DGAF advertising in for FREE GUY.

I have no idea whether FREE GUY is gonna be awesome or not. But Ryan Reynolds and Taika Waititi put in some solid burns here. Particularly about their own stuff, which I respect. Shows moxie.

The oddly endearing FREE GUY trailer.

Then again, I roll Paragon lightside Queen of the Girl Scouts*. There are games where I’ve wanted to do this sort of thing on general principles.

Via @geeksaresexy.

Moe Lane

*I still remember the first time I heard that in Mass Effect 3. It made me grin and say aloud, “Aww, Jack. I missed you, too.” And I had. Jack was my FemShep’s id, saying a lot of the stuff I’d have had my character say if it wasn’t for the, you know, entire Queen of the Girl Scouts thing.

The ‘All right, Ryan Reynolds. I get the point’ FREE GUY trailer.

Ryan Reynolds has seen a niche, and he has swiftly moved to ruthlessly claim it. I am all right with this; and for the most selfish of reasons, too. I’m always down to see a movie like FREE GUY:

I mean, that’s not so much aimed at my demographic as I’ve been outfitted with a homing beacon that this movie has locked onto. Hell, now I want to play the game that the movie is based on. Yeah, I know, it doesn’t exist. I wanna play it anyway.