Fruit Ninja: the Movie.

But of course: “According to The Hollywood Reporter, New Line Cinema has grabbed up the film rights to the big-screen take on the hugely-popular mobile app, which Australia’s Halfbrick Studios is looking to adapt as a live-action family comedy.” Mind you, ‘live-action family comedy’ isn’t so bad. It’s never going to be deep cinema, but if Fruit Ninja: the Movie manages to make a theater full of nine year old kids chortle then I have to remember that this is a perfectly honorable result.  Animaniacs has probably spoiled me, is what I guess I’m saying here. Sometimes kid’s stuff really is for kids.