Garrison Keillor can kish mir in tuchis…

…sayeth the Roman Catholic of Boston Irish descent.

(Via Instapundit) Seems that Mr. Quiet Exultation has a bit of a problem with the Jews and Christmas:

And all those lousy holiday songs by Jewish guys that trash up the malls every year, Rudolph and the chestnuts and the rest of that dreck. Did one of our guys write ‘Grab your loafers, come along if you wanna, and we’ll blow that shofar for Rosh Hashanah’? No, we didn’t. Christmas is a Christian holiday—if you’re not in the club, then buzz off.

An interesting offer, but I’ve got a better idea. Why don’t you turn up the volume on your computer screen all the way, Keillor – and then play this:

Listen very, very hard. It comes from this place we call America.

Sparky.

Moe Lane

PS: While we’re on the subject: my wife’s an Unitarian.  You don’t get to attack their tendency to rewrite hymns.  Only people who are nice get to make fun of their tendency to rewrite hymns.

Add Garrison Keillor to the ‘Kill Off Republicans’ List.

(Via AoSHQ) I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m starting to get a little tired of this.

…one starts to wonder if the country wouldn’t be better off without them and if Republicans should be cut out of the health-care system entirely and simply provided with aspirin and hand sanitizer. Thirty-two percent of the population identifies with the GOP, and if we cut off health care to them, we could probably pay off the deficit in short order.

You’ll notice that this doesn’t come with a corresponding tax forgiveness. I hadn’t realized that Keillor had a hankering to bring back slavery; well, live and learn.

Moe Lane

Crossposted to RedState.