You can’t get deader, so stop trying.
Seriously, that’s just… sad. I mean, sh*t, have him yell DO NOT WANT or something if you really do feel the need to do the cinematographic version of surgery addiction on your movies: at least that would have had some meta-relevance…
Nodwick makes one prediction of many:
9. George Lucas will announce his next movie, “Indiana Jones and the Saber of Light.” Nerds will eschew rioting and complaining, as they begin to look upon George as a demented relative who “just does that kind of thing, it’s sad, really.”
Given that prior to seeing this I spent five minutes explaining to my wife* how I would have redone a completely hypothetical prequel trilogy to the ONLY EXISTING STAR WARS TRILOGY… yeah.
Moe Lane
*I’d regale you with the details of said redoing, except that all of you could have written a better prequel trilogy in your sleep, too.
It may take you a little bit to catch on, but ye gods is it comprehensive. I am in awe. Continue reading The finest slap at George Lucas you will see today.
Just… don’t.
…now the original Star Wars films could be given a modern make-over and converted into 3D.
Director George Lucas has hinted that the new advances in technology mean it is now a possibility to see all six films re-made.
Please, let it be over. Maybe in thirty years or so a new director will be able to repair the damage that you have done to your own masterpiece. Until then, let it go.
Via AoSHQ Headlines.
Moe Lane
PS: I don’t care what your ‘artistic vision’ says. I don’t care what your ‘evolving sensibilities’ challenge you to change. I don’t care if you are the ultimate arbiter of canon, and even if you were able to control the rest of the world in the same way that you were apparently able to control the t-shirt trade
Damn your eyes, George Lucas.
HAN.
SHOT.
FIRST.
