Nov
25
2019
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GODZILLA VS. KONG release delayed.

From March 2020 to November 2020. …Can’t say that I’m surprised, alas. I mean, *I* liked GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS. It gave me what I wanted: kaiju and the USAF throwing down in various configurations. Alas, and unaccountably (I, as always, blame Communists) it did not do well. BUT! They already had the next movie done. So GODZILLA VS. KONG has gotta get released sometime. Apparently, ‘sometime’ is ‘next November.’ Ach, well.

I still win.

Aug
27
2019
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The GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS ‘I respectfully disagree with’ Honest Trailer.

I generally find Honest Trailers reasonably aligned with my own opinions on movies. But I don’t agree with them on this one. I liked GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS.

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May
31
2019
3

My mini-review of Godzilla: King of the Monsters.

Short version: you know who won’t like this film? That’s right: Communists.

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May
30
2019
2

I feel really bad for all those critical Godzilla critics.

They apparently hated it. The first wave of fans, however, loved loved loved Godzilla, King of the Monsters, which is fine by me. The only reason I’m not watching it tonight is because I got to go to a concert last night and I can easily watch it tomorrow morning without it screwing up anybody’s schedule. In other words: I figure that the fans are more likely to be in tune with me than the critics.

Moe Lane

PS: GODZILLA VS KONG IS IN POST-PRODUCTION AND COMES OUT NEXT YEAR SO TRYING TO TANK THIS MOVIE WITH A BAD REVIEW WON’T DO YOU ANY GOOD CRITICS BECAUSE I WILL STILL GET TO WATCH THE NEXT ONE HA HA HA*.

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Apr
23
2019
2

The final Godzilla: King of the Monsters trailer.

I’m worried. This is maybe too in sync with my inner twelve year old. Is the actual Godzilla: King of the Monsters movie going to live up to the trailer?

Nah, it’ll be fine. There’s lots of kaiju taking various kinds of slaps at each other. That’s really all I need.

Nov
17
2018
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Tweet of the Day, THE GORILLA-WHALE! THE GORILLA-WHALE! edition.

They finished production on Godzilla: King of the Monsters.

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Aug
03
2018
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A fan-trailer for Godzilla: King of the Monsters that is well worth your time.

It is wonderfully retro.

Not perfectly so, of course.  It’s done a good job of duplicating the color, style, and even the gradual decay of a film clip from the 1960s; but there are limits to what the state of the art can do.  Still, this really captures the aesthetic of what I want from Godzilla: King of the Monsters.  Will we get it? I’ll tell you opening night.




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