They’re doing a Green Eggs and Ham series. God help us.

NO.

“The story of Green Eggs and Ham is like a postmodern Plains, Trains and Automobiles through the whimsical world of Dr. Seuss. Sam rescues the rare Chickeraffe from the Glurfsburg Zoo, hides it in a briefcase, and attempts to make his way to Meepville where he can charter a cold air balloon to take the Chickeraffe to his island home.

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My hastily-created ‘Green Eggs & Ham filk,’ hastily assembled. #obamacare

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