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Greenhalgh and Meegeren – Google Docs
Greenhalgh and Meegeren
It is certain that the two entities that run this particular corporation are not actually named ‘Greenhalgh’ or ‘Meegeren;’ names have power, which means that anyone who runs the best emergency forgery firm in three universes would be well-advised to use a pseudonym whenever possible. Even when that firm operates perfectly legally. Even if ‘legally’ is itself at best an euphemism.