Hellsbane Spatula
Description: a thirteen inch cake spreader with what appears to be an eight inch stainless steel blunt blade and rubberized grip. The Hellsbane Spatula is apparently immune to impact, corrosion, breakage, and all Earthly environmental conditions, up to and including being immersed in a lava flow.
Powers: The Hellsbane Spatula has the same effect on demonic entities as a functional chainsaw has on unarmored human flesh; only with less blood, and more spontaneous combustion.