Crud, and I quit smoking, too.

Henry Allingham, world’s oldest man at 113, died this weekend. How did he do it?

Mr Allingham once jokingly attributed his longevity to ‘cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women’.

For that matter, ‘wild, wild women’ are distinctly off of the agenda at this point. Not that exploration of the implications of that particular plural form was ever really on the agenda, but then I’m given to understand that the complications from situations where n>2 could end up being remarkably synergistic in their effect anyway.