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Apparently, A GOOFY MOVIE didn’t… suck?

Although my surprise may be due to the fact that the name reminds me of the the Gumby movie, which my much younger children discovered and forced me to watch forty-three times. Yes, I counted. It was the only way to survive.

It’s weird. I saw TWISTER in theaters, and I remember that it wasn’t exactly what I wanted. I think I wanted a twister-demon or something; something seriously supernatural and going after the leads. But, you know, it was in theaters and it was OK.

So, I watched this Honest Trailer, and I realize now how incredibly dumb this concept was for a movie. Absolutely absurd, really. And yet… I kind of want to see it again. Kooky, huh?

I was debating whether to put this up – doing so would require me to admit that I didn’t see BLADE RUNNER 2049 – but then Honest Trailers pulled it out at the very last second. Yeah. The final joke was the tipping point.

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PS: Oh, I WANTED to see it. I just lost track of time.

Wait. SONIC THE HEDGEHOG apparently was… good? I’m as shocked as you are; I have no idea whether Honest Trailers was shocked, too. Weird, huh?

You know it’s going to be epic when Honest Trailers apologizes in advance for what they’re about to do.

AND AS WELL THEY SHOULD HAVE.

…I linked to what I linked to.

…Huh. Apparently the BIRDS OF PREY* movie didn’t… suck? I was getting one hell of a ‘this is gonna suck’ vibe of that flick, which is why I didn’t see it. But Honest Trailers didn’t rip it to shreds and stamp on the shreds.

Go figure.

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*I’m not bothering with that stupid subtitle, either.

Damned coronavirus is screwing up all of my usual movie news sites. I gotta say, though: provoking Sonny Bunch like that? Gutsy move there, Honest Trailers. Gutsy move.

They were less thrilled about STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER than I was.

I was going to, but Honest Trailers said that they were going to say whodunit in KNIVES OUT, and we… haven’t seen that movie yet. I know, I know: it apparently was really good! It just worked out that way. Got the DVD on preorder (apparently it’s just in video release at the moment); my wife and I will catch it in a week or so.

Anyway, here’s the Honest Trailer. If you’ve seen the movie already. It’s probably funny.

Not bad; Honest Trailers was perhaps a little unfair to some of the films that I saw and liked, but everybody probably feels the same way about the films that they liked. ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD absolutely should walk away with the awards, mind you. It’s Tarantino’s best work*.