Quote of the Day, @Allahpundit Has Found His Dark Muse edition.

Unfortunately for him, it’s that hot-dog pizza thing.

…all of the reviews online about how this is the worst food ever created by humans are transparent bullsh*t. It’s no worse than any other Pizza Hut pizza. It’s just Pizza Hut plus an unimaginative gimmick, the most innocuous combo on the American food landscape. Wake me when they decide to get adventurous and make the crust entirely out of Cinnabons. You sick bastards will order pepperoni on that too, won’t you?

Yes.  Yes, they will. Continue reading Quote of the Day, @Allahpundit Has Found His Dark Muse edition.