Every so often, a videogame designer will stop, blink a few times, and realize Hey. I’m, like, an adult now – and I still want to make a game where you have to run around the room only never touching the ground because the floor is actually lava. …This is a good thing. Because yeah, I’d probably play this:
I’d pretend to be playing it ironically, but I wouldn’t be playing it ironically. I’d probably have to play it at night, though. God help me if my kids ever see this game…