Well, this is awkward.

I’ve just had three posts in a row get dynamited before publishing, each due to an inconvenient fact that invalidated the central thesis.  One happens all the time.  Two happens from time to time.  Three?  I may need to drink more coffee, or something.

So here’s Czech Republic President Vaclav Klaus stealing a pen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CFoYkWulKOI

Dress like a Smurf world record broken.

Seriously.  Actual Smurfs.


World record for most people dressed as Smurfs in Swansea

PD*29378202

The scary part? Half the guys there are probably there to hook up with women*. The scarier part? A nontrivial number of them probably did.

Moe Lane

*I assume that some are there with their girlfriends, some are gay, and some are probably too drunk to remain standing in any non-crowded scenario.