jumanji – Moe Lane

The rapidly-infinitely [recursing*] JUMANJI gameplay trailer.

So. JUMANJI is a video game based on a movie franchise that was supposedly based on an imaginary video game, but was actually a reboot of a previous movie that was instead supposedly based on an imaginary board game, but it was instead based on a children’s book that featured an imaginary board game. I’m not gonna lie; that’s an impressive pedigree. Not to mention a market saturation that seems almost sapient in its ability to flow into every possible niche of the entertainment consumer industry.

So will the game suck? Damned if I know.

Moe Lane

*I used the wrong word. Clearly, I needed that little nap.

The ‘Jumanji: The Next Level’ trailer.

I will grant that Jumanji: The Next Level seems to have hit upon an interesting way to switch things up.

…but I’ve just never wanted to see any of the movies in this series, for some reason. I mean, if one was on I’d finally sit down and watch it. But Jumanji as a concept doesn’t move the needle for me. And it’s not even the series’ fault; you’d think that I’d make time to watch any of them. I just haven’t, that’s all.

Good trailer, though.