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…What? Nope, I feel fine. Why do you ask?
Mar
10
2012
10
2012
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#rsrh Wait, what, the Kansas primaries are closed already? (Santorum won)
That’s what Fox News is saying… ah. Caucuses. Much is now explained. Rick Santorum won that particular contest, although the way that the caucus system distributes delegates is – say it with me, folks – “complicated.”
Meanwhile, Mitt Romney won Guam and the Northern Marianas Islands. Don’t laugh: that netted him eighteen more delegates. In fact, given that 215 people in Guam gave Romney nine more delegates, the real question is why the other candidates didn’t even bother to try…
Moe Lane
PS: This reminds me of the 2008 nomination process, all over again. The good news is, it reminds me of the Democratic nomination process; the bad news is, I don’t think that the 2008 Democratic nomination process necessarily produced the best candidate (I wonder what the battlespace would have looked like, absent the financial meltdown).
Jun
26
2011
26
2011
#rsrh Yes, David Carr, you said that aloud.
“If it’s Kansas, Missouri, no big deal. You know, that’s the dance of the low-sloping foreheads.”
Let’s see:
Kansas
Former Governor, current HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius
Missouri
Governor Jay Nixon
Attorney General Chris Koster
Secretary of State Robin Carnahan
Treasurer Clint Zweifel
Representative William ‘Lacy’ Clay
Representative Russ Carnahan (OK, I’ll give him this one)
Representative Emanuel Cleaver
Senator Claire McCaskill
I’m trying to imagine what the reaction would be if I referred to any of these people – besides Russ Carnahan, of course – as being ‘low-sloping forehead’ types. Something memorable, I’d imagine. But then, I’m not a writer for the New York Times, so possibly people just simply require me to have basic social hygiene.
Moe Lane
[Oops! HT: Hot Air Headlines]
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