This will end badly.

You don’t release interviews like this unless you’re about to get hit with a scandal.  Hell, what with things happening lately it’s probably going to come out that she got the ‘raw materials’ for her coat into the country via the assistance of ACORN employees.

Via… somebody or other.

Moe Lane

PS: “HIIII-YAAAHHH!

Don’t look at me like that. You know you want to own that.

Bring Me The Heads of Kermit T. Frog.

While I do not approve of how What Would Tyler Durden Do? described Lady GaGa – it’s not nice to people with that condition – still…

Yeah. Apparently, it is easy being green; all you have to do is go out into the swamp, pick a spot that’s particularly rich in felt and googly eyes, and start reaping a deadly harvest.

Moe Lane

PS: I have never been so glad for a foreign language voice-over in my life.