Jun
08
2018
1

IKEA and LEGO to create Laceration Engines to bring about the Time of Folly.

Excuse me: they’re “teaming up.” …It’s funny. I love LEGO, and have a mildly positive reaction to IKEA; but LEGKEA fills me with an oddly specific dread. Perhaps it’s because I’m trying to imagine how painful an LEGKEA mutant brick would be to step upon.  Perhaps it’s because I’m terrified that the trend will now be for modular furniture (which is going to be less sexy than it sounds).  And perhaps it’s a premonition from my future self, warning me to stop the unholy convergence before it’s too late.

Hard to say, really.

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Feb
05
2018
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Short film of the Day: the Chicago nuclear pile, done in Lego.

So my wife and I are watching this, and we get to the point where they’re pulling out the nuclear control rods on the pile. I turn to my wife (the engineer) and I go, “They were all kinds of mad back then, huh?”  She said not a word as she nodded enthusiastically.

But ‘Chicago Pile-1: A Brick History’ is nonetheless rather well done. And informative! Good for kids and people who need a primer/refresher.

Dec
12
2017
5

LEGO Super Star Destroyer versus wall.

Look upon horror, my droogies.  Look.

This is why I won’t have the LEGO Star Wars Super Star Destroyer* in my house. I damn well wouldn’t throw it into a wall at over sixty miles an hour, either.  These fellows are utterly mad.  Entertainingly mad — I don’t have to be the one to clean it up, after all — but still mad.

Moe Lane

*You can’t afford it, but click through anyway.  Have you done your Christmas Amazon shopping yet? :ting:

Mar
25
2017
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Have I mentioned the various LEGO Quest Builder projects?

Basically, a person named ‘Ymarilego’ came up with the idea of doing fantasy RPG LEGO sets (‘Quest Builder’) and submitted the idea to LEGO.  They have a crowdsourcing system in place to review this stuff; 10K people said that they loved the idea (I’d buy it*), so LEGO will be reviewing it to maybe make it (no guarantees, but it looks like it’d make money). So now Ymarilego has come up with a bunch of other Quest Builder locations and terrains. Check ’em out, and vote if you like the idea.  I have.

Moe Lane

*For my kids, of course.

Jun
29
2016
4

Tweet of the Day, You Know Why You Can’t Play As George Lucas in LEGO: SWTFA? edition.

That’s right, they couldn’t lick that “immediately start giggling and run George Lucas straight off of the nearest chasm. Over and over and over again” bug.  Real tricky one, that. On the bright side: instant DLC, am I right?

(more…)

May
10
2016
1

“Rogue One,” redone in Lego.

Lego obsessives are the best obsessives. I mean, I don’t even mean anything bad by calling them ‘obsessives.’ They produce too much fantastic stuff on a regular basis.

Like, say, this.

I couldn’t do it, so I’m happy that there are people out there who don’t have my limitations in this regard.

May
04
2016
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Here it comes: LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

How nice of LEGO to let me know exactly what kind of digital crack my children will be obsessing over this summer. The only real question: does Amazon shut up and take my money, or does Steam?

Mar
24
2016
4

So, here’s the Lego Batman Movie trailer.

It’s the Lego Movie Batman movie, mind you, not a Lego Batman movie. You can tell by the fact that this Lego Batman is clearly not as skilled as the usual Lego Batman, which means that oh God help me I’m going to have to watch this movie twenty thousand times when it hits DVD because well-meaning relatives will buy it for my children and then it’ll just be on continuous rotation for four days straight.  Because that’s how these things go.

Anyway: here’s the trailer!  Those of you with children: look upon the form of your Destructor! 2017!

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