Tweet of the Day, STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT I’M NOT LISTENING edition.

Excuse me, but I need to go buy a sports car and a scarf now*.

https://twitter.com/CalebHowe/status/720128905873637377

Hell of a thing to see before you even have your first cup of coffee, let me tell you.

Moe Lane

*Didn’t inherit the male pattern baldness that manifests on my mother’s side of the family, thank God. So: no need for one of those caps.