A couple of things about this:
First off: this is what happens when a song stops being contemporary and starts being myth. I mean, compare that parody to this one*:
The latter assumes that you’ve seen the original; the first merely assumes that you know of the original. Completely different humor.
[UPDATE]: I have decided that it would be cruel to pursue this thought further. Even if it does sound like something out of a typical RPG campaign.
The one that you want to look up is H. Con. Res. 135.
I tried to stay out of the entire bizarre meltdown that was the Jackson funeral. Really, I did.
Right: low-life, pervert, child molester, and pedophile.
…anyway, when Rep. Jackson-Lee did that, I was silent.
Nobody said anything to me about it, but apparently it is.
Cornelius’s perfect comment after the break. (more…)