May
13
2018
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Patreon Microfiction: ‘Hungry for Hell.’

I am perhaps addicted to having a zinger in the the final sentence. “Hungry for Hell ” does nothing to fight this.  NOTHING!

PATREON!!!!!

May
07
2018
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Patreon Microfiction: New Year’s Day.

New Year’s Day” is very Nobilis-ish. Which is a fun RPG, provided of course that you don’t let it go to your head.  Also: those prices there are insanely high.  Relic of low demand, low supply, I suppose.

Patreon!

Apr
29
2018
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Patreon microfiction: “Use the Force.”

I don’t have to explain the joke behind “Use The Force,” right? You’ve all heard it before? — Also, I don’t know where the hell is everybody, either.  All playing galactic-level MMOs, probably.

Patreon!

 

Apr
22
2018
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Patreon microfiction: ‘Epiphany.’

It’s not the first time I’ve played with the ideas, ah, immortalized in “Epiphany.”  The basic concept interests me; what happens when you change your ways, but not your style?  Apparently, in this case you end up shouting a lot.

PATREON!

…Great, now he’s gotten me doing it, too.

Apr
15
2018
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Patreon microfiction: “Place at the Table.”

Place at the Table” is perhaps… snarky.  Cheeky?  Oh, my, yes, cheeky. I find that sometimes that’s rather hard to do, in only one hundred words.

Patreon! Get it while it’s Pa! …You should read that as if it was spelled ‘pay,’ mind.

Apr
08
2018
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Patreon Microfiction: “And a Bottle of (Guaranteed Earth-Distilled!) Rum.”

There’s not much to “And a Bottle of (Guaranteed Earth-Distilled!) Rum,” I think. It’s funny enough as a 100 word microfiction, but you’d have to add a lot to make the idea really pop. And even if you did, well, the idea’s been done before. To put it mildly.

PATREON? Patreon!

Apr
04
2018
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Patreon microfiction: ‘Bug Wars.’

Let us all be honest with each other folks: in the world of “Bug Wars,” we’re all watching the show and never missing an episode. We might as well, because the show’s going on anyway. Besides, serves the little buggers right for being the next sentient species on Earth — although they’ll end up being soul-swapped with the Great Race anyway, so maybe we’re not getting the short end of the stick after all.

Patreon! Come on, I wanna write more Bold Marauder serial pulp.

Mar
25
2018
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Patreon microfiction: Empire Building.

Empire Building” is cynical, accusatory, and is only spared from being potentially libelous because it ain’t libel if it’s true. Or it would be true, if the scenario found within was both possible, and actually happened.  Against bureaucracy, the gods themselves contend in vain.

Patreon!  Now with extra pledge drive!

Mar
18
2018
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Patreon Microfiction: “And Don’t Come Back.”

As per “And Don’t Come Back:” i find that, as I get older, I get just a little less tolerant of letting bygones be bygones. Sometimes you just can’t let things get away with things. Even if it’s the utilitarian answer.

:pause:

OK! Patreon!

Mar
11
2018
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Patreon Microfiction: ‘Smuggling Run.’

Didn’t I put up “Smuggling Run” run already?  I could have sworn that I had – but it’s not in my files here.  Ah, well.

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