Mar
07
2017
2

Ain’t gonna lie: I’d watch Disney Princess Avengers.

Sans Pocahontas, of course.  She needs to be switched out with either Mulan or Cuzco; and I’d only go with Cuzco if he somehow retained his ability to transform into a llama at need. So, yeah, Mulan.  She’s easily the best tactician of the Disney princesses*, after all.

This is, of course, from the Moana Honest Trailer, which I’d talk more about except DISNEY PRINCESS AVENGERS. That drove everything else out of my head, sorry. (more…)

Dec
09
2016
15

Moana was good! Also, The Word of Mouse has been spoken on ‘Disney Princesses.’

Disney has decided to end the discussion, once and for all.  If your star is a girl in a dress that is carting around an animal sidekick, she is a princess.  I am pretty much quoting from Moana, here. They really did spell it out like that; I guess that the Mouse is tired of all of these shenanigans getting in the way of them moving merch.

As for the movie: excellent Golden Age science fiction space opera, although it’s a shame that they couldn’t sneak in ray-guns somehow. The soundtrack is outstanding, although the song-songs must bow to the background music.  Except for the David Bowie/Freddy Mercury/Prince tribute song in the middle – and I am neither lying about that, nor disapproving. No blood, nobody dies, kind of scary bits but nothing kids can’t handle, they’re gonna cry their eyes out during the film, so when you take the kids bring tissues.

I think that’s it.

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Sep
15
2016
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Hey, another Moana trailer.

This one looks really good, actually. Particularly the coconuts. The coconuts amuse me.

(H/T GeekTyrant)

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Jul
20
2016
3

Dang, but this is a pretty Moana trailer.

If they can sustain this, Moana is going to be a Moanster* of a movie.

Via Geektyrant.

*Yeah. Sorry about that.

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Jun
13
2016
1

The ‘Moana’ teaser trailer.

Full points for getting Dwayne Johnson for the Maui voice: Disney has a knack for this kind of casting.

Also getting a little bit of a Genie-from-Aladdin vibe here, which is fine by me.

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