May
14
2017
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Happy Mother’s Day!

I hope you all got the mothers in your lives the thing she probably wants most.  I refer, of course, to a sudden diversionary action that will allow her to grab the car keys, sprint to the door, and spend a couple of hours in blessed peace and serenity somewhere else. If you didn’t… I dunno: clean out her car, maybe?  That always seems to be worth some easy points, particularly when it’s been warm out and Tupperware is involved.

Yes, I know that that can end up being disgusting.  That’s why cleaning it up is a present.  See how that goes?

So, anyway: Happy Mother’s Day!

May
08
2016
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Happy Mother’s Day!

I shooed my wife out the door so that she could go do a local Sheep and Wool Festival. And promised to get the next cleaning of the upstairs bathroom (that’s usually her chore). It’s the little things that make the difference, really.

…Look, it’s beautiful here and in a large part of the country. Go outside! Feel the breeze! Nag, nag, nag…

Moe Lane

PS: And call your mother!

May
06
2016
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Yeah, sorry: light posting this weekend.

Kid’s birthday party and it’s Mother’s Day. I’ve been running around for most of the day, in fact. So, hey, have a good weekend.

May
10
2015
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Oh, I almost forgot: Happy Mothers’ Day!

My best wishes for all the moms reading this. For everybody else: if you haven’t, yet… CALL YOUR MOTHER.  What, are your fingers broken?

May
11
2014
4

Happy Mother’s Day!

Particularly to my readers who are also moms. For the rest of you: take out the garbage and give the nearest mom in your life a couple of hours off for brunch, or something.  It’s not an easy gig to have.

Moe Lane

PS: You could also do that when she isn’t expecting it.  Just saying.

May
12
2013
1

Hey, you know who *else* loves Mother’s Day?

Your mom loves Mother’s Day, that’s who.

May
10
2009
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A special holiday greeting.

thank-you-for-your-mother
Via Engrish.com – and a safely-anonymous colleague.

Moe Lane

PS: Forgot, huh? Well, it’s a little late, but here you go. Blame the USPS, or something.

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