As I noted on Twitter: the funny part is, you get matches for free if you buy a pack of cigarettes anyway. Or, at least, you used to. I stopped smoking over a decade ago, so I’m maybe out of the loop.
PHOTOS: Truck full of eels overturns in Oregon, sliming sedan: https://t.co/iabvhwTamL pic.twitter.com/tf7T9tvZq6
— The Oregonian (@Oregonian) July 13, 2017